Things to think about...

If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
If olive oil is made out of olives, and corn oil is made out of corn, then what is baby oil made out of?

If you send someone styrofoam, what do you package it with?

Why do they sterilize the needles for a lethal injection?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

If Americans throw rice at wedding, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Why are they ccalled "aPARTments" when they are all stuck together?

Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then what is the opposite of "progress"?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Astronomers tell us the universe is finite. Isn't this a comforting thought for when you can't remember where you left something?

Why is it that night falls and day breaks?

Why do you chop a tree down and then chop it up?

Will we all die from drinking WATER? Since the day humans were first on the Earth most who drank it have died.

Is water wet before you touch it? If so how can you really be sure?

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a throw on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

Wouldn't people who buy bottled water be the perfect target audience for canned air?

These are the kind of things that will keep you up at night...