Flying Cow Story

The Flying Cow Story
One day somewhere in Texas, there was a farmer that had a rare encounter with a Flying Cow
Here is his story

Ok... So one day in the middle of texas ah whas out in mah field working the ground when all of a'suddon a great flying cow started circling above the farhm. I told mah son to get inside quickly and I went to get my 10-gauge. I loaded a deer slug in it just at the cow started swooping down on me! I shot at it... And MISSED!!! I didnt have any time to try again, so the cow just came down and bit mah leg off! I clubbed it reeeaaal hard on it's head until it fell down. I was surprised I survived. Well, now i ahlways carry along Ol'Betsy (my 10-gauge)wherever i go. Oh, and by the way, I never saw another flying cow since. Man do I hate those daggumit creatures...

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I made this story from an idea from a friend, so please dont try to sell it to someone unless you give me (Adam) and my friend (Michael) the credit... Thank You