Microsoft "Word"
Get a Girlfriend...
Friday, November 30, 2007
Some more funny pictures
A coconut crab... This is real, google it!
Microsoft "Word"
Get a Girlfriend...
Microsoft "Word"
Get a Girlfriend...
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Monday, November 19, 2007
Random Facts
Ok some random facts
See that little line in the picture (the one that connects the two slanted lines and is curved... anyone know what it is called?
Scroll Down to find out...
And you can find out what the little plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called...
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The little arc thing on the lightbulb is called a FILAMENT
The little plastic thingies on the ends of shoelaces are called... AGLETS
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.(if you can find one, ill give you $5)
The 7th most common word used on the internet is 'HTML'
The 42 most common word used on the internet is 'INFORMATION'
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous" tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt"
The billionth digit of pi is 9.
The life span of a taste bud is ten days.
Apples, not cafeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the moring.
The first one-hundred digits of pie are: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939
9375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067
A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink
Alligators cannot move backwards
Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down
If you look carefully at the picture of Mona Lisa, you will notice a bridge hidden in the background
Those stars and colours you see when you close and rub your eyes are called phosphenes
The human brain stops growing at the ages of 18
Sneezes can travel over 100 mph
85% of the population can curl their tongue into a tube
Only 7% of the population are lefties.
The longest recorded lifespan of a camel was 35 years, 5 months
The longest recorded lifespan of a slug was 1 year, 6 months.
The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines
The average person over fifty will have spent 1 year looking for lost items.
The Earth orbits the sun at about 18.5 miles per second
A golf ball has 360 dimples
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year
It takes about 142.18 licks to reach the center of a tootsie pop
The sound of knuckles cracking is generated by imploding synovial fluid. (dont ask me what synovial fluid is...
one year contains 31,557,600 seconds.
In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.
Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
Last but not least... Your foot is the same length as the distance between your wrist and elbow.
haha i bet you just tested it... i did when i first read it...
See that little line in the picture (the one that connects the two slanted lines and is curved... anyone know what it is called?
Scroll Down to find out...
And you can find out what the little plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called...
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The little arc thing on the lightbulb is called a FILAMENT
The little plastic thingies on the ends of shoelaces are called... AGLETS
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.(if you can find one, ill give you $5)
The 7th most common word used on the internet is 'HTML'
The 42 most common word used on the internet is 'INFORMATION'
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous" tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt"
The billionth digit of pi is 9.
The life span of a taste bud is ten days.
Apples, not cafeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the moring.
The first one-hundred digits of pie are: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939
9375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067
A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink
Alligators cannot move backwards
Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down
If you look carefully at the picture of Mona Lisa, you will notice a bridge hidden in the background
Those stars and colours you see when you close and rub your eyes are called phosphenes
The human brain stops growing at the ages of 18
Sneezes can travel over 100 mph
85% of the population can curl their tongue into a tube
Only 7% of the population are lefties.
The longest recorded lifespan of a camel was 35 years, 5 months
The longest recorded lifespan of a slug was 1 year, 6 months.
The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines
The average person over fifty will have spent 1 year looking for lost items.
The Earth orbits the sun at about 18.5 miles per second
A golf ball has 360 dimples
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year
It takes about 142.18 licks to reach the center of a tootsie pop
The sound of knuckles cracking is generated by imploding synovial fluid. (dont ask me what synovial fluid is...
one year contains 31,557,600 seconds.
In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.
Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
Last but not least... Your foot is the same length as the distance between your wrist and elbow.
haha i bet you just tested it... i did when i first read it...
Funny stuff that is funny
This is probably one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while (you need it with sound)
Subtitles:
Jack russell terrier very funny:
Subtitles:
Jack russell terrier very funny:
Sorry for not posting in a while
Here are some very neat and interesting YouTube videos that i have found:
Rotting Watermelon:
Fruits Rotting:
Rotting Watermelon:
Fruits Rotting:
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Fun games
Fun game site:
http://www.freeworldgroup.com
Cursed Winds: (srry i couldnt embed it into the site, it was just too big :(
PLAY CURSED WINDS
VERY FUN GAME: physics rock!
PLAY RISKY WHISKY
http://www.freeworldgroup.com
Cursed Winds: (srry i couldnt embed it into the site, it was just too big :(
PLAY CURSED WINDS
VERY FUN GAME: physics rock!
PLAY RISKY WHISKY
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
Things to think about...
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
If olive oil is made out of olives, and corn oil is made out of corn, then what is baby oil made out of?
If you send someone styrofoam, what do you package it with?
Why do they sterilize the needles for a lethal injection?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
If Americans throw rice at wedding, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why are they ccalled "aPARTments" when they are all stuck together?
Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then what is the opposite of "progress"?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Astronomers tell us the universe is finite. Isn't this a comforting thought for when you can't remember where you left something?
Why is it that night falls and day breaks?
Why do you chop a tree down and then chop it up?
Will we all die from drinking WATER? Since the day humans were first on the Earth most who drank it have died.
Is water wet before you touch it? If so how can you really be sure?
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a throw on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
Wouldn't people who buy bottled water be the perfect target audience for canned air?
These are the kind of things that will keep you up at night...
If olive oil is made out of olives, and corn oil is made out of corn, then what is baby oil made out of?
If you send someone styrofoam, what do you package it with?
Why do they sterilize the needles for a lethal injection?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
If Americans throw rice at wedding, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why are they ccalled "aPARTments" when they are all stuck together?
Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then what is the opposite of "progress"?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Astronomers tell us the universe is finite. Isn't this a comforting thought for when you can't remember where you left something?
Why is it that night falls and day breaks?
Why do you chop a tree down and then chop it up?
Will we all die from drinking WATER? Since the day humans were first on the Earth most who drank it have died.
Is water wet before you touch it? If so how can you really be sure?
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a throw on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
Wouldn't people who buy bottled water be the perfect target audience for canned air?
These are the kind of things that will keep you up at night...
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Idiots
Pipe specifications for idiots
1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole surrounded by metal or plastic
centred around the hole.
2. All pipe is to be hollow throughout the entire length - do not use holes
of different length to the pipe.
3. The ID (Inside Diameter) of all pipe must not exceed the OD (Outside
Diameter) - otherwise the hole will be on the outside.
4. All pipe is to be supplied with nothing in the hole, so that water, steam
or other stuff can be put inside at a later date.
5. All pipe should be supplied without rust; this can be more readily applied
at the job site.
NOTE: Some vendors are now able to supply pre-rusted pipes. If available
in your area, this product is recommended, as it will save a great deal of
time at the job site.
6. All pipe over 500ft (150m) in length should have the words "LONG PIPE"
clearly painted on each side and end, so that the contractor knows it's a
long pipe.
7. Pipe over 2 miles (3.2km) in length must also have the words "LONG PIPE"
painted in the middle, so the contractor will not have to walk the entire
length of the pipe to determine whether or not it is a long pipe or a
short pipe.
8. All pipe over 6ft (1.83m) in diameter must have the words "LARGE PIPE"
painted on it, so the contractor will not mistake it for small pipe.
9. Flanges must be used on all pipe. Flanges must have holes for bolts,
quite separate from the big hole in the middle.
10. When ordering 90 or 30 degree elbows, be sure to specify left-hand or
righ-hand, otherwise you will end up going the wrong way.
11. Be sure to specify to your vendor whether you want level, uphill ordownhill pipe. If you use downhill pipes for going uphill, the waterwill flow the wrong way.
12. All couplings should have either right-hand or left-hand threads, but donot mix the threads otherwise, as the coupling is being screwed on onepipe, it is being unscrewed fron the other.
13. All pipes shorter than 1/8in (3mm) are very uneconomical in use, requiringmany joints. They are genreally known as washers.
14. Joints in pipes for piping water must be water-tight. Those in pipes forcompressed air, however, need only be air-tight.
15. Lengths of pipes may be welded or soldered together. This method is notrecommended for concrete or earthenware pipes.
16. Other commodities are often confused with pipes. These include: conduit,tube, tunnel and drain. Use only genuine pipes.
17. Scottish Regiments in the Army use Army pipes in unusual ways. These arenot approved of in engineering circles.
1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole surrounded by metal or plastic
centred around the hole.
2. All pipe is to be hollow throughout the entire length - do not use holes
of different length to the pipe.
3. The ID (Inside Diameter) of all pipe must not exceed the OD (Outside
Diameter) - otherwise the hole will be on the outside.
4. All pipe is to be supplied with nothing in the hole, so that water, steam
or other stuff can be put inside at a later date.
5. All pipe should be supplied without rust; this can be more readily applied
at the job site.
NOTE: Some vendors are now able to supply pre-rusted pipes. If available
in your area, this product is recommended, as it will save a great deal of
time at the job site.
6. All pipe over 500ft (150m) in length should have the words "LONG PIPE"
clearly painted on each side and end, so that the contractor knows it's a
long pipe.
7. Pipe over 2 miles (3.2km) in length must also have the words "LONG PIPE"
painted in the middle, so the contractor will not have to walk the entire
length of the pipe to determine whether or not it is a long pipe or a
short pipe.
8. All pipe over 6ft (1.83m) in diameter must have the words "LARGE PIPE"
painted on it, so the contractor will not mistake it for small pipe.
9. Flanges must be used on all pipe. Flanges must have holes for bolts,
quite separate from the big hole in the middle.
10. When ordering 90 or 30 degree elbows, be sure to specify left-hand or
righ-hand, otherwise you will end up going the wrong way.
11. Be sure to specify to your vendor whether you want level, uphill ordownhill pipe. If you use downhill pipes for going uphill, the waterwill flow the wrong way.
12. All couplings should have either right-hand or left-hand threads, but donot mix the threads otherwise, as the coupling is being screwed on onepipe, it is being unscrewed fron the other.
13. All pipes shorter than 1/8in (3mm) are very uneconomical in use, requiringmany joints. They are genreally known as washers.
14. Joints in pipes for piping water must be water-tight. Those in pipes forcompressed air, however, need only be air-tight.
15. Lengths of pipes may be welded or soldered together. This method is notrecommended for concrete or earthenware pipes.
16. Other commodities are often confused with pipes. These include: conduit,tube, tunnel and drain. Use only genuine pipes.
17. Scottish Regiments in the Army use Army pipes in unusual ways. These arenot approved of in engineering circles.
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
The Perfect Worker Bob
The Perfect Worker
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines.
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines.
very clever letter to his dad
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you wouldlike, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,Your $on.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Dear Son,I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NObletask, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,Dad
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you wouldlike, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,Your $on.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Dear Son,I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NObletask, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,Dad
Monday, November 5, 2007
A list of the funniest "motivational posters" collected from around the internet...
I will keep updating as long as i can! (If you have any funny posters or pictures you would like to share with the community I will be happy to give full credit as long you provide what you want me give credit as)(email me at wolfy365@yahoo.com ) Thank You!
I will keep updating as long as i can! (If you have any funny posters or pictures you would like to share with the community I will be happy to give full credit as long you provide what you want me give credit as)(email me at wolfy365@yahoo.com ) Thank You!
Flying Cow Story
The Flying Cow Story
One day somewhere in Texas, there was a farmer that had a rare encounter with a Flying Cow
Here is his story
Ok... So one day in the middle of texas ah whas out in mah field working the ground when all of a'suddon a great flying cow started circling above the farhm. I told mah son to get inside quickly and I went to get my 10-gauge. I loaded a deer slug in it just at the cow started swooping down on me! I shot at it... And MISSED!!! I didnt have any time to try again, so the cow just came down and bit mah leg off! I clubbed it reeeaaal hard on it's head until it fell down. I was surprised I survived. Well, now i ahlways carry along Ol'Betsy (my 10-gauge)wherever i go. Oh, and by the way, I never saw another flying cow since. Man do I hate those daggumit creatures...
this can be used in any presentation about speech or something...
I made this story from an idea from a friend, so please dont try to sell it to someone unless you give me (Adam) and my friend (Michael) the credit... Thank You
One day somewhere in Texas, there was a farmer that had a rare encounter with a Flying Cow
Here is his story
Ok... So one day in the middle of texas ah whas out in mah field working the ground when all of a'suddon a great flying cow started circling above the farhm. I told mah son to get inside quickly and I went to get my 10-gauge. I loaded a deer slug in it just at the cow started swooping down on me! I shot at it... And MISSED!!! I didnt have any time to try again, so the cow just came down and bit mah leg off! I clubbed it reeeaaal hard on it's head until it fell down. I was surprised I survived. Well, now i ahlways carry along Ol'Betsy (my 10-gauge)wherever i go. Oh, and by the way, I never saw another flying cow since. Man do I hate those daggumit creatures...
this can be used in any presentation about speech or something...
I made this story from an idea from a friend, so please dont try to sell it to someone unless you give me (Adam) and my friend (Michael) the credit... Thank You
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